Pet Dream Interpretation You Can Trust
Previously the secrets of your pet's dreams were locked away. Never to be seen or heard. I want to change that. I'm Fliff Moonkiss. You can consider me a flashlight to the secret cave that's your pet's skull.
I only need two to three hours with your pet and a small amount of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine to get inside of your pet's head and come back out wielding the mysterious secrets of their dreams. Some times their dreams can be mystifying even confusing but I believe we can't really know our pets until we know all of their secrets. Families know each other's secrets, like we know all the really unpleasant ones about what our brother did on his ski trip. That's family. Your pet should be family. Let me give that to you as a gift. A gift that may require multiple sessions at $250 an hour.
Some of My Clients
Juliana Rough
Juliana was dreaming about getting her 501k in order and moving some of her retirement funds into bonds. She was looking for a more stable financial environment after her owner was cut in half by a falling pane of glass.
Hieronymous
Hieronymus dreamed he became an attendant to a lighthouse overlooking a tumultuous black sea haunted by a howling wind. The ocean was an echo for the loss he felt inside when his owner was crushed to death by a falling safe. But he didn't cry because it was over, he smiled because it happened.
Robert Meowny Jr.
We traced Robert's little sleep noises to a speech he was giving in his dreams. He was inspiring a bunch of branch managers to push their team members hard to hit the 1% gains the company has laid out for this quarter. You could tell he was still torn up about his owner being speared by an out of control speedboat and was just trying to bury their head in work to get through it.