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T. K. CUDDELS CAT TRASH EMPORIUM

SAVE YOUR DOUGH. SPOIL YOUR CAT

Some of Our Finest cat trash

Yarn Ball - $6

Not really enough yarn to do anything with except make one sock for a baby.

SMALL PLASTICS - $1

Harvest your own tiny plastic cat toys from our floor. One dollar for a tiny scoop.

NOT FOR SALE

NOTHING ON THE SHELFS ARE FOR SALE

Dust Bunny - $3

High Quality Dust Bunny for you Siamese! HANDCRAFTED FROM LINT AND BODY HAIR

FOIL BALL - $8

MINED AND WADDED FOR YOUR CAT'S PLEASURE

CAT IMAGE ENHANCER - $16

GOOD FOR LOW SELF ESTEEM KITTIES

HAND HARVESTED LIZARD TAIL $22

Organic cat toy. LIZARD NOT FOR SALE TAIL ONLY

WHATEVER THE FUCK THESE ARE $4

These are confusing and they make me uncomfortable but your cat is gonna dig em like disco.

POWER CORD FOR CHEWING -$12

A genuine Apple Product

PINK CIRCLE OF FUN - $2

Might be a hair tie from my ex-wife but she wont answer my calls to find out. A+ Cat enjoyment

REAL FRENCH CORK - $8

Give your cat the taste of Paris and the fun of the city of lights.

FAN PULL CORD $8

Cats go crazy for this thing that allows you to turn your ceiling fan off except you can't now because your cat is playing with it.

IMPORTANT BUTTON $3

This button probably goes to the suit you got married in but if you're divorced it's CAT TIME BABY!

VELCRO THINGY $5

Sticks to everything unlike your ex-wife who never stuck with you. Cat likes to carry it in mouth. Good for bite.

TINY PROTESTER - $12

Tiny BLM protester for cat to bat around on the ground like a cop.

"Simultaneously joyous because of the cats and depressing because of the sad old man who runs it... definitely worth checking out."

- The Fakahatchee Gazette

"I went in here once and then went home to invent a bottle of wine that had 500 aspirin in it because for a time it made me too depressed to go on."

- Puce Higgins of Key West Wines

Come find us in Fakahatchee!

Just south of the Jefferson Roundabout.

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