Quality news, where you want it, when you want it-
Which we assume is in the bathroom and right now.
We are hard hitting journalists. Our stories are hard. Our punches are hard. One of us once crashed a car so hard we totaled it and that car was from the 80's and like solid steel. In fact, we're hard writing this paragraph right now.
But the one place we're soft is in our love for Fakahatchee. See we were born here (metaphorically) and this is where our heart is. So when we write about news that affects our town we feel it deep inside like some sort of news tapeworm eating leftover food in our guts.
That's why we formed the Fakahatchee Gazette to capture the news and those feelings on a daily basis and also we thought there might be money in it. Not a fortune but some right? Especially with ads. That's gotta at least be a few bucks.
Guy who plays Fifa with the Editor-in-Chief
Person who actually does work
James "Whitey" Whiteman