Nothing has perplexed the citizens of Fakahatchee more than the sudden and mysterious disappearance of our local mayor. Mayor Luis Vaminos, elected in 2017 a...

Love, -Chuchi Bonhomme!

BY Shelby Higgenbottom Last week, Fakahatchee stood mouths open in terror as an unfamiliar crop duster flew over main street and began spraying. Panic ensued...

When's the last time you saw a school bus, Fakahatchee? Sure, our kids are still making it to and from school but when is the last time you saw them do it by...

The mysterious plane that's been circling overhead has begun spraying a weird substance. Citizens are urged to stay inside or wear the largest hat they can f...

Fakahatchee held it's breath today as protest group One Million Mommies came to town and what was supposed to be a short stopover turned frightening. Low blo...

BY Shelby Higgenbottom As we brace ourselves with coffee each morning to face the day ahead few of us expect the shocking or uncanny wiles of the world to re...

Many came to view him as a folk hero. And why not? For some he was a colorful Florida character enriching our days with joy. Someone who was unafraid to take...

"I can't rule out that this might be Arby's striking back at what they perceive to be a splinter group of radical meat restaurants"

BY Shelby Higgenbottom There’s no denying the allure of a pair of massive reptilian jaws snapping down on hundreds of pounds of raw meat. Nobody knows this b...

"He just started plucking them out one by one. Pausing only to meticulously duct tape each one to his bare skin. It was brazen and bold and

There were no tears in the square of public opinion as the offender was doused in gasoline before going up in flames.

Opinion: The animal kingdom continues to chow down. Are we missing out?

“I screamed.” Jermey's girlfriend told me. "I'd never seen anything so horrible happen in front of me before."