Crumbler Farms Bankrupt By Hank Crimbo ​ Family-run grocery store Crumbler Farms has recently found itself in a struggle to survive....

A New Mayor's New Decree By Shelby Higgenbottom ​ The crowd cheered and faces lit up when Mikey DuSoleil was declared the new mayor of...

Weird Weather Paints Town Red By Shelby Higgenbottom ​ Citizens of our town were shocked and stunned earlier this evening when just after...

By Hank Crimbo ​ President Trump still has plenty of time in office before the inauguration of president-elect Joe Biden and he seems to...

By Hank Crimbo ​ A recent body of an unidentified individual found lying in a pool of red liquid has been ruled a murder according to...

NASA based scientists issued a startling report today based off recent experiments performed by American Astronauts conducted onboard the...

According to a spokesman for the sheriff’s department a body was found behind Baysbahn Mercantile at five o’clock this morning. The body...

Transmission Levels of Disease Plunge​ By Shelby Higgenbottom ​ It seems like we in Fakahatchee might be just a little bit safer for this...

Digging Tools Seen Moving In To Shoney's ​ By Shelby Higgenbottom ​ Eyewitnesses outside the cordoned off area outside the Shoney's...

New Breed of Bars Bring Boomers to Briden ​ By Shelby Higgenbottom ​ During the day most of them sit empty and lonely looking over a...

CITY ERUPTS OVER MAYOR MURDER ​ By Shelby Higgenbottom ​ Many are mourning the death of Mayor Luis Vaminos this week and yet many more...

By Shelby Higgenbottom Early this morning around 2am, Sheriff Bud Nichols called popular radio show 'NightDrive.' His hope was to talk...

by Hank Crimbo ​ Thursday night the wind shifted. "I think that's when it got particularly nauseating," said Melinda Grub. "I found...

Fakahatchee loves to embrace the new. If it's fast, shiny or interesting our citizens will be on it. Sure some of our past obsession...

Nothing has perplexed the citizens of Fakahatchee more than the sudden and mysterious disappearance of our local mayor. Mayor Luis...

Love, -Chuchi Bonhomme!

BY Shelby Higgenbottom Last week, Fakahatchee stood mouths open in terror as an unfamiliar crop duster flew over main street and began...

When's the last time you saw a school bus, Fakahatchee? Sure, our kids are still making it to and from school but when is the last time...

The mysterious plane that's been circling overhead has begun spraying a weird substance. Citizens are urged to stay inside or wear the...

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