Breaking: Mysterious Plane Begins Spraying Even More Mysterious Liquid
The mysterious plane that's been circling overhead has begun spraying a weird substance. Citizens are urged to stay inside or wear the largest hat they can find per Sheriff Bud Nichols.
Authorities have asked no one to panic stating, "No plane can stay in the sky forever. Though birds can. This doesn't look like a bird though. So we'll probably be okay."
*More on this story as it develops