Six Million Dollar Grant Issued By President to Answer Question: 'Is Hot Dog Just An Antifa Taco?'
By Hank Crimbo
President Trump still has plenty of time in office before the inauguration of president-elect Joe Biden and he seems to be making the most of it by focusing America's future on science and answering the tough questions. After announcing the grant early tuesday morning on twitter he spoke at a rally in Moesha, WI late last night:
'We love hot dogs right folks? Big beautiful dogs. So hot. So hot. With the ketchup. But it's come to my attention these hot dogs could be a trap. A liberal trap to trick us- trick you- into eating a taco. This man came up to me with tears in his eyes. He said, 'Sir!' That's what he said. 'Sir. I think antifa attacked my lunch.' Sad. We do love our lunch don't we folks?'
The president has announced there will be zero oversight on this grant and that he hopes to eat some of the experiments.