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Shelby Higgenbottom

Jan 31, 20202 min read

Fakahatchee to Moms: Get Gone You Mothers!

Fakahatchee held it's breath today as protest group One Million Mommies came to town and what was supposed to be a short stopover turned...

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Shelby Higgenbottom

Jan 15, 20202 min read

Severed Leg found; Fakahatchee Recoils, Ponies Up To See Gross Gam

BY Shelby Higgenbottom As we brace ourselves with coffee each morning to face the day ahead few of us expect the shocking or uncanny...

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Shelby Higgenbottom

Jan 14, 20202 min read

'Lobster King' accused of 79 counts of Grand Theft Crustacean; stands trial

Many came to view him as a folk hero. And why not? For some he was a colorful Florida character enriching our days with joy. Someone who...

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Shelby Higgenbottom

Dec 30, 20191 min read

POWER OUT: Citizens Reeling

"I can't rule out that this might be Arby's striking back at what they perceive to be a splinter group of radical meat restaurants"

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Shelby Higgenbottom

Dec 15, 20192 min read

Duck Winters unveils plans for 2nd gator farm next to local elementary school

BY Shelby Higgenbottom There’s no denying the allure of a pair of massive reptilian jaws snapping down on hundreds of pounds of raw meat....

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Shelby Higgenbottom

Nov 30, 20191 min read

Daring Lobster Heist Committed in Broad Daylight

"He just started plucking them out one by one. Pausing only to meticulously duct tape each one to his bare skin. It was brazen and bold and

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Shelby Higgenbottom

Nov 20, 20191 min read

We Got Em! Last Person Who Hasn't Seen Hamilton Caught, Burnt

There were no tears in the square of public opinion as the offender was doused in gasoline before going up in flames.

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Shelby Higgenbottom

Nov 20, 20191 min read

End of an Era: Eating Our Young

Opinion: The animal kingdom continues to chow down. Are we missing out?

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Shelby Higgenbottom

Nov 20, 20191 min read

Fork Dropped On Ground Declared 'Fine' By Lazy Man

“I screamed.” Jermey's girlfriend told me. "I'd never seen anything so horrible happen in front of me before."

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